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Smells Like HOA HOA HOA – 9oz Scented Soy Candle | Funny Vampire Romance Gift

Smells Like HOA HOA HOA – 9oz Scented Soy Candle | Funny Vampire Romance Gift

🦇📖 The fangs? Sharp. The brooding? Intense. The dramatic entrances? Always accompanied by a deep “HOA HOA HOA.” This 9oz hand-poured candle is the ultimate funny and nostalgic gift for vampire romance lovers, perfect for those who swoon over immortal lovers, dark castles, and mysterious brooding anti-heroes. Whether you’re a BookTok addict, a gothic romance enthusiast, or just here for the eternal drama, this candle is your perfect reading companion.


Features:

  • Size: 9oz premium soy candle
  • Burn Time: Up to 50 hours of moody, brooding ambiance
  • Wax: High-quality, eco-friendly soy blend for a smooth, even burn
  • Wick: Cotton wick for a clean and consistent flame
  • Design: Bold, gothic-inspired label for the ultimate vampire fan.

Scent Options:

  • Clean Cotton 🧺: Fresh and crisp, like a vampire’s perfectly pressed cape.
  • Cinnamon Vanilla 🌰🍦: Warm and tempting, like an irresistible bite.
  • Apple Harvest 🍎: Sweet but dark—like forbidden love with an immortal.
  • Unscented 🌿: Because silence in the crypt is golden.
  • Sea Salt and Orchid 🌊🌸: Sophisticated and mysterious, like your favorite vampire’s tragic backstory.

🎁 Perfect For 🎁

  • A hilarious and spooky gift for vampire romance lovers.
  • Bookworms who live for dark, brooding, and slightly unhinged love interests.
  • A cozy fall candle for setting the perfect gothic reading mood.

 

🦇🔥 Light this candle, embrace the night, and whisper “HOA HOA HOA” dramatically.

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Smells Like HOA HOA HOA – 9oz Scented Soy Candle | Funny Vampire Romance Gift
Clean Cotton / 9oz68808290901353207787
Clean Cotton / 9oz68808290901353207787
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Sea Salt + Orchid / 9oz30617595449104760990
Sea Salt + Orchid / 9oz30617595449104760990
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White Sage and Lavender / 9oz25592763093754933286
White Sage and Lavender / 9oz25592763093754933286
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Apple Harvest / 9oz11742105949459946141
Apple Harvest / 9oz11742105949459946141
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Cinnamon Vanilla / 9oz43979060894938647831
Cinnamon Vanilla / 9oz43979060894938647831
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Unscented / 9oz19854572799695282936
Unscented / 9oz19854572799695282936
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