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Smells Like a Badass Writer In This Bitch Scented Soy Candle, 9oz- Author- New book- New author- First book sale- Gift for writer- Romance

Smells Like a Badass Writer In This Bitch Scented Soy Candle, 9oz- Author- New book- New author- First book sale- Gift for writer- Romance

✍️🔥 Creativity? Flowing. Coffee? Overflowing. Main character? Suffering. This 9oz hand-poured candle is the perfect funny and motivational gift for writers who spend their days crafting worlds, plotting twists, and avoiding deadlines. Whether you’re writing your next novel, screenplay, or just staring at a blinking cursor, this candle is here to set the vibe.


Features:

  • Size: 9oz premium candle
  • Burn Time: Up to 50 hours of pure writerly ambiance
  • Wax: High-quality, eco-friendly blend for a smooth, even burn
  • Wick: Cotton wick for a clean and consistent flame
  • Design: Bold, hilarious label that declares your literary dominance

Scent Options:

  • Clean Cotton 🧺: Crisp and fresh, like a blank page full of possibilities.
  • Cinnamon Vanilla 🌰🍦: Warm and inviting, like the cozy chaos of an all-nighter.
  • Apple Harvest 🍎: Sweet with a little bite—just like your perfectly flawed protagonist.
  • Unscented 🌿: For those who need absolute focus (and minimal distractions).
  • Sea Salt and Orchid 🌊🌸: Sophisticated and mysterious, like a well-written plot twist.

🎁 Perfect For 🎁

  • Authors, poets, screenwriters, and every word-obsessed badass.
  • A funny and inspiring gift for your favorite writer friend.
  • A desk essential for powering through drafts, edits, and existential crises.

Light this candle, grab your laptop, and write like the literary legend you are.

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Smells Like a Badass Writer In This Bitch Scented Soy Candle, 9oz- Author- New book- New author- First book sale- Gift for writer- Romance
Clean Cotton / 9oz26246194295803269343
Clean Cotton / 9oz26246194295803269343
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Smells Like a Badass Writer In This Bitch Scented Soy Candle, 9oz- Author- New book- New author- First book sale- Gift for writer- Romance
Sea Salt + Orchid / 9oz25274549547318520994
Sea Salt + Orchid / 9oz25274549547318520994
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Smells Like a Badass Writer In This Bitch Scented Soy Candle, 9oz- Author- New book- New author- First book sale- Gift for writer- Romance
White Sage + Lavender / 9oz27680188650167511689
White Sage + Lavender / 9oz27680188650167511689
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Smells Like a Badass Writer In This Bitch Scented Soy Candle, 9oz- Author- New book- New author- First book sale- Gift for writer- Romance
Apple Harvest / 9oz27307384324273653156
Apple Harvest / 9oz27307384324273653156
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Smells Like a Badass Writer In This Bitch Scented Soy Candle, 9oz- Author- New book- New author- First book sale- Gift for writer- Romance
Cinnamon Vanilla / 9oz15686010199025351657
Cinnamon Vanilla / 9oz15686010199025351657
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Smells Like a Badass Writer In This Bitch Scented Soy Candle, 9oz- Author- New book- New author- First book sale- Gift for writer- Romance
Unscented / 9oz15043165074137084647
Unscented / 9oz15043165074137084647
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