🧠💬 No license, no office, just vibes and unsolicited life advice. This 9oz hand-poured candle is the perfect funny and heartfelt gift for the friend, sister, or work bestie who listens to all your problems, gives top-tier advice, and never sends an invoice. Whether they’re your emotional support human, late-night vent buddy, or the reason you haven’t completely lost it yet, this candle is a must-have way to say “thank you for the free therapy.”
Features:
Size: 9oz premium soy candle
Burn Time: Up to 50 hours of deep, unlicensed wisdom
Wax: High-quality, eco-friendly soy blend for a smooth, even burn
Wick: Cotton wick for a clean and consistent flame
Design: Funny yet sentimental label—because they deserve some form of payment.
Scent Options:
Clean Cotton 🧺: Fresh and comforting, like a much-needed mental reset.
Cinnamon Vanilla 🌰🍦: Warm and sweet, like their always-solid advice.
Apple Harvest 🍎: A little sweet, a little spicy—just like a good vent session.
Unscented 🌿: Because sometimes, silence is the best therapy.
Sea Salt and Orchid 🌊🌸: Calming and elegant, like their emotionally stable energy.
🎁 Perfect For 🎁
A funny and heartfelt gift for your bestie who doubles as your therapist.
A cute appreciation present for your sister, friend, or coworker.
A desk or nightstand essential for debriefing all of life’s chaos.
🔥 Light this candle, overshare your problems, and thank your unpaid therapist later.
