⚖️🔥 Objection? Overruled. This candle is guilty… of being absolutely iconic. This 9oz hand-poured candle is the ultimate funny and sassy gift for attorneys, law students, and anyone who thrives on being petty with legal precision. Whether they just passed the bar, won a case, or simply love courtroom drama, this candle is the perfect way to celebrate their success (or their next revenge era).
Features:
Size: 9oz premium soy candle
Burn Time: Up to 50 hours of courtroom-worthy ambiance
Wax: High-quality, eco-friendly soy blend for a smooth, even burn
Wick: Cotton wick for a clean and consistent flame
Design: Bold, no-nonsense label for the ultimate legal baddie.
Scent Options:
Clean Cotton 🧺: Crisp and fresh—like a well-prepared closing argument.
Cinnamon Vanilla 🌰🍦: Warm and inviting, just like your winning case.
Apple Harvest 🍎: Sweet, but with a little bite—like a top-tier deposition.
Unscented 🌿: Because silence in the courtroom is golden.
Sea Salt and Orchid 🌊🌸: Sophisticated and refined—like the best kind of legal representation.
🎁 Perfect For 🎁
A hilarious gift for attorneys, law students, and legal professionals.
A badass celebration for passing the bar or winning a big case.
A petty yet iconic candle for anyone who knows they’re right.
🔥 Light this candle, serve the legal tea, and let the drama unfold.
