It Smells Like Abandonment – Scented Soy Candle, 9oz For the One Who Left You on Read... or Moved Away
💔 Because Distance Makes the Heart Grow... Bitter This 9oz candle is for anyone who has been ghosted, left behind, or forced into the emotional struggle of a long-distance relationship or friendship. Whether your bestie moved across the country, your partner is miles away, or you just like a little dark humor, this candle is the perfect mix of sass and sentimentality. ✨📍
Features
Size: 9oz premium candle 🕯️
Burn Time: Up to 50 hours of lonely, glowing ambiance 🔥🌟
Wax: High-quality, eco-friendly soy wax blend 🌿
Wick: Cotton wick for a clean, smooth burn 🌱
Scent Options Pick a fragrance that almost fills the void:
Clean Cotton 🧺 – Fresh and light, like their excuses for leaving
Cinnamon Vanilla 🌰🍦 – Warm and sweet, unlike the cold emptiness of their absence
Apple Harvest 🍎 – Crisp and comforting, like the memories you used to share
Unscented 🌿 – Pure and subtle, like the silence after they left
Sea Salt and Orchid 🌊🌸 – Sophisticated and calming, because therapy is expensive
Perfect For
Long-Distance Besties – A dramatic yet hilarious way to say “I miss you” 💕📦
Long-Distance Lovers – Because FaceTime just isn’t the same 😭💔
Funny Yet Sentimental Gifts – A mix of humor and heart for your favorite far-away person ✨🎁
Light this candle and let its glow 🌟 be the closest thing to their presence until you see them again.
