💼🔥 Running on caffeine, corporate nonsense, and the sheer will to not quit today. This 9oz hand-poured candle is the ultimate funny and relatable gift for anyone trapped in the 9-to-5 grind, questioning their life choices, and daydreaming about early retirement. Perfect for work besties, disgruntled employees, and anyone who clocks in but mentally checks out.
Features:
Size: 9oz premium soy candle
Burn Time: Up to 50 hours of barely tolerating coworkers
Wax: High-quality, eco-friendly soy blend for a smooth, even burn
Wick: Cotton wick for a clean and consistent flame
Design: Bold, sarcastic label—because corporate life is soul-crushing.
Scent Options:
Clean Cotton 🧺: Fresh and crisp, like your last shred of patience.
Cinnamon Vanilla 🌰🍦: Warm and comforting, like the thought of quitting.
Apple Harvest 🍎: Sweet, but with a little bitterness—like your last performance review.
Unscented 🌿: Because silence (and an exit strategy) is golden.
Sea Salt and Orchid 🌊🌸: Sophisticated and refreshing, like pretending to care on Zoom calls.
🎁 Perfect For 🎁
A hilarious gift for your work bestie who just gets it.
A relatable and sarcastic present for employees barely hanging on.
A funny desk essential to make corporate life slightly more tolerable.
🔥 Light this candle, take a deep breath, and pretend like you're not quitting tomorrow.
