📚🔥 Running on caffeine, stress, and pure survival mode. This 9oz hand-poured candle is the perfect funny and relatable gift for any college student drowning in finals, deadlines, and existential dread. Whether they’re an undergrad, law student, nursing student, or just deep in academic chaos, this candle is here to provide some comfort (because sleep isn’t an option).
Features:
Size: 9oz premium soy candle
Burn Time: Up to 50 hours of study-induced contemplation
Wax: High-quality, eco-friendly soy blend for a smooth, even burn
Wick: Cotton wick for a clean and consistent flame
Design: Bold, relatable label—because every student knows the struggle is real.
Scent Options:
Clean Cotton 🧺: Fresh and crisp, like freshly printed lecture notes (that won’t get read).
Cinnamon Vanilla 🌰🍦: Warm and comforting, like a much-needed nap.
Apple Harvest 🍎: Sweet, but with a slight kick—like an overpriced energy drink.
Unscented 🌿: Because distractions are the enemy during finals.
Sea Salt and Orchid 🌊🌸: Sophisticated and calming, like pretending you have it all together.
🎁 Perfect For 🎁
A funny and relatable gift for college students barely holding on.
Finals week survival candle for law, nursing, and grad students.
A must-have desk essential for all-night study sessions.
🔥 Light this candle, chug that coffee, and hope for the best.
