In My Burnt Out Employee Era – Scented Soy Candle, 9oz For the Overworked, Underpaid, and Running on Caffeine & Regret
💼 Because “Living the Dream” is Just a Corporate Myth... This 9oz candle is for every employee counting down the minutes until 5 PM, dodging emails, and questioning their life choices on a daily basis. Whether you’re gifting it to your work bestie, a stressed-out coworker, or keeping it for yourself as a form of corporate self-care, this candle is the ultimate mood booster for the disgruntled but still showing up employee. 📉✨
Features
Size: 9oz premium candle 🕯️
Burn Time: Up to 50 hours of exhausted yet determined glow 🔥🌟
Wax: High-quality, eco-friendly soy wax blend 🌿
Wick: Cotton wick for a clean, smooth burn 🌱
Scent Options Pick a fragrance that almost makes work tolerable:
Clean Cotton 🧺 – Fresh and light, like the PTO request you’re about to submit
Cinnamon Vanilla 🌰🍦 – Warm and sweet, like a mandatory work meeting that actually has snacks
Apple Harvest 🍎 – Crisp and refreshing, like your dream of quitting one day
Unscented 🌿 – Pure and subtle, like your enthusiasm for Monday mornings
Sea Salt and Orchid 🌊🌸 – Sophisticated and calming, because HR said you need “better coping skills”
Perfect For
Burnt Out Employees – If your job is soul-crushing, at least your candle can be comforting 💀🔥
Work Besties & Office Gifts – Because misery loves company… and good candles ✨😂
Funny Corporate & Retail Workers Gift – A perfect way to say “I see you struggling” without HR involvement 🎁📉
Light this candle and let its glow 🌟 remind you that one day, you’ll finally clock out… for good.