I’d Hide a Body for You – Scented Soy Candle, 9oz For the Ride-or-Die in Your Life
🔪 Because True Friendship Has No Limits... This 9oz candle is the ultimate gift for your best friend, partner, or favorite partner-in-crime. With a cheeky "I’d Hide a Body for You" design, this candle is perfect for those who love dark humor, murder mysteries, and a little bit of mischief. Whether you’re gifting it to your sarcastic soulmate or your cynical crime-show-watching bestie, this candle is sure to get a laugh.
Features
Size: 9oz premium candle 🕯️
Burn Time: Up to 50 hours of warm, glowing alibi 🔥🌟
Wax: High-quality, eco-friendly soy wax blend 🌿
Wick: Cotton wick for a clean, smooth burn 🌱
Scent Options Choose a fragrance that fits your vibe (no evidence left behind):
Clean Cotton 🧺 – Fresh and light, like a clean getaway
Cinnamon Vanilla 🌰🍦 – Warm and sweet, for cozy alibi planning
Apple Harvest 🍎 – Crisp and lively, like an unexpected plot twist
Unscented 🌿 – Subtle and discreet, no traces left behind
Sea Salt and Orchid 🌊🌸 – Sophisticated and mysterious, perfect for a master of deception
Perfect For
Best Friend Gifts – The ultimate way to say, I got your back… always 💀💕
Dark Humor Enthusiasts – A must-have for those who love twisted jokes ✨😂
Murder Mystery Fans – A fun candle for true crime lovers and armchair detectives 🔍
Light this candle and let its glow 🌟 remind someone just how ride-or-die you really are.
