I’d Bury a Body for You – Scented Soy Candle, 9oz For the Ride-or-Die in Your Life
🔪 Because Some Bonds Are Unbreakable... and Untraceable This 9oz candle is the ultimate gift for your best friend, partner, or true crime-obsessed soulmate. With a cheeky "I’d Bury a Body for You" design, this candle is perfect for those with a dark sense of humor, murder mystery lovers, and anyone who enjoys a little cynical fun. Whether for a birthday, an inside joke, or just because—you know who deserves this candle.
Features
Size: 9oz premium candle 🕯️
Burn Time: Up to 50 hours of warm, glowing alibi 🔥🌟
Wax: High-quality, eco-friendly soy wax blend 🌿
Wick: Cotton wick for a clean, smooth burn 🌱
Scent Options Pick a fragrance that sets the perfect cover-up mood:
Clean Cotton 🧺 – Fresh and light, like a clean getaway
Cinnamon Vanilla 🌰🍦 – Warm and sweet, like plotting over dessert
Apple Harvest 🍎 – Crisp and lively, like an unexpected twist
Unscented 🌿 – Pure and discreet, no evidence left behind
Sea Salt and Orchid 🌊🌸 – Sophisticated and mysterious, perfect for a mastermind
Perfect For
Best Friend Gifts – Show them just how ride-or-die you are 💀💕
Dark Humor Lovers – A must-have for anyone who enjoys a twisted joke ✨😂
Murder Mystery Fans – The perfect candle for true crime binge sessions 🔍
Light this candle and let its glow 🌟 remind someone just how far you’d go for them.
