🖤🔪 Because true friendship (or love) means never asking questions—just grabbing a shovel. This 9oz hand-poured candle is the perfect funny and dark humor gift for your bestie, partner, or partner-in-crime who knows that if things ever got messy, you’d be right there with them (hypothetically, of course 😉). Whether you both binge true crime, love murder mysteries, or just have a slightly cynical sense of humor, this candle is a must-have.
Features:
Size: 9oz premium soy candle
Burn Time: Up to 50 hours of ride-or-die energy
Wax: High-quality, eco-friendly soy blend for a smooth, even burn
Wick: Cotton wick for a clean and consistent flame
Design: Bold, hilarious label for the ultimate unbreakable bond
Scent Options:
Clean Cotton 🧺: Fresh and crisp—like a crime scene before it’s found.
Cinnamon Vanilla 🌰🍦: Warm and comforting, like your alibi.
Apple Harvest 🍎: Sweet, but just a little dangerous.
Unscented 🌿: Silent, like a well-planned getaway.
Sea Salt and Orchid 🌊🌸: Sophisticated and mysterious—just like your cover story.
🎁 Perfect For 🎁
A dark humor gift for your best friend who gets you.
A hilarious and slightly concerning gift for your partner or lover.
The perfect candle for true crime junkies and mystery lovers.
🔥 Light this candle and remember—good friends help you move. Great friends help you hide a body.
