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I’d Bury a Body for You – 9oz Scented Soy Candle | Dark Humor Best Friend Gift

I’d Bury a Body for You – 9oz Scented Soy Candle | Dark Humor Best Friend Gift

🖤💀 True friendship means never asking questions—just grabbing a shovel. This 9oz hand-poured candle is the ultimate funny and slightly concerning gift for your bestie, partner, or favorite partner-in-crime who knows that if things ever got messy, you’d be right there with them. Perfect for true crime lovers, murder mystery fans, or anyone with a twisted sense of humor, this candle is a must-have.


Features:

  • Size: 9oz premium soy candle
  • Burn Time: Up to 50 hours of ride-or-die energy
  • Wax: High-quality, eco-friendly soy blend for a smooth, even burn
  • Wick: Cotton wick for a clean and consistent flame
  • Design: Bold pink lettering for a playful but lowkey sinister vibe

Scent Options:

  • Clean Cotton 🧺: Fresh and crisp—like a well-covered trail.
  • Cinnamon Vanilla 🌰🍦: Warm and comforting, just like your alibi.
  • Apple Harvest 🍎: Sweet, but just a little dangerous.
  • Unscented 🌿: Because silence is key.
  • Sea Salt and Orchid 🌊🌸: Sophisticated and mysterious—just like your cover story.

🎁 Perfect For 🎁

  • A dark humor gift for your best friend who gets you.
  • A hilarious and slightly concerning gift for your partner or lover.
  • The perfect candle for true crime junkies and mystery lovers.

 

🔥 Light this candle and remind your bestie—they’ve got an accomplice for life.

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I’d Bury a Body for You – 9oz Scented Soy Candle | Dark Humor Best Friend Gift
Clean Cotton / 9oz21578547143923021314
Clean Cotton / 9oz21578547143923021314
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I’d Bury a Body for You – 9oz Scented Soy Candle | Dark Humor Best Friend Gift
Sea Salt + Orchid / 9oz85576136314996577138
Sea Salt + Orchid / 9oz85576136314996577138
$37.45/ea
$0.00
$37.45/ea $0.00
I’d Bury a Body for You – 9oz Scented Soy Candle | Dark Humor Best Friend Gift
White Sage and Lavender / 9oz12815759894340052191
White Sage and Lavender / 9oz12815759894340052191
$37.45/ea
$0.00
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I’d Bury a Body for You – 9oz Scented Soy Candle | Dark Humor Best Friend Gift
Apple Harvest / 9oz30755509219544886035
Apple Harvest / 9oz30755509219544886035
$37.45/ea
$0.00
$37.45/ea $0.00
I’d Bury a Body for You – 9oz Scented Soy Candle | Dark Humor Best Friend Gift
Cinnamon Vanilla / 9oz15345842403932401792
Cinnamon Vanilla / 9oz15345842403932401792
$37.45/ea
$0.00
$37.45/ea $0.00
I’d Bury a Body for You – 9oz Scented Soy Candle | Dark Humor Best Friend Gift
Unscented / 9oz12849805312358955093
Unscented / 9oz12849805312358955093
$37.45/ea
$0.00
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