Cocaine and Hookers – Funny Trendy Candle for Your Sassiest Mood
💸 For those with a sharp sense of humor and zero tolerance for dull moments. This 9oz hand-poured candle is the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for friends who embrace life with a laugh and a dash of chaos.
Features
Size: 9oz premium candle
Burn Time: Up to 50 hours of unapologetic ambiance
Wax: High-quality, eco-friendly blend for a smooth, even burn
Wick: Cotton wick for a clean and consistent flame
Scent Options
Clean Cotton 🧺: Crisp and cheeky, like fresh starts with a side of mischief.
Cinnamon Vanilla 🌰🍦: Warm and bold, because you’re spicy and sweet.
Apple Harvest 🍎: Sweet and tangy, like making questionable decisions in the fall.
Unscented 🌿: Subtle and straightforward—just like you... maybe.
Sea Salt and Orchid 🌊🌸: Sophisticated with a hint of chaos, because you’re classy like that.
Perfect For
Gifting to friends who love a good laugh and live for funny, trendy decor.
Adding a bold, humorous touch to your living space.
Channeling your inner rebel with a touch of flair and fun.
Light this candle, embrace the humor, and let the laughter fill the room.
