🎂🔥 Aging like fine wine… or maybe like expired milk? Either way, here’s a candle to remind you! This 9oz hand-poured candle is the perfect funny birthday gift for that friend who can take a joke (or at least pretend to). Whether they’re turning 25, 30, 40, or hitting a midlife crisis, this candle is here to bring some sassy, slightly rude, but totally hilarious birthday cheer.
Features:
Size: 9oz premium soy candle
Burn Time: Up to 50 hours of birthday-induced reflection
Wax: High-quality, eco-friendly soy blend for a smooth, even burn
Wick: Cotton wick for a clean and consistent flame
Design: Bold, sassy label that tells it like it is—because someone had to.
Scent Options:
Clean Cotton 🧺: Fresh and crisp, unlike your knees.
Cinnamon Vanilla 🌰🍦: Warm and comforting, like the memories of your youth.
Apple Harvest 🍎: Sweet and nostalgic—kinda like your good old days.
Unscented 🌿: For when you need to sit in silence and accept your fate.
Sea Salt and Orchid 🌊🌸: Sophisticated and timeless…unlike your metabolism.
🎁 Perfect For 🎁
A hilarious birthday gift for your bestie who can handle the truth.
A sassy and fun present for milestone birthdays.
The perfect candle for making them laugh (or cry, depends on their mood).
🔥 Light this candle, embrace the wrinkles, and carry on.
